constipated shit.

DISCLAIMER: THIS BLOG POST MAY BE DISGUSTING FOR YOU.

omg i was freakingly constipated today gosh. kept on wanting to fart in the auditorium but i can't ouch. was joking too much with ekhwee about shitting and stuff until i myself constipated today yucks my retribution. freakingly went home and stayed in the toilet for 1 hour before the whole shit decides to plop smoothly into the toilet bowl.

first time i am so constipated. normally when i say i'm constipated, it's meant to be funny as a joke, but seriously, i regret. I NEVER WANT TO BE CONSTIPATED AGAIN.

i was furiously dripping sweat, desperately trying to wipe off the tiny bits of sweat off my face yucks. and i was trembling OUCH.

ok end of constipation post. too much info.

anyway had a fun time in auditorium today with ekhwee xuewen edina HAHAHA. joked about loads of stuff like WHAT THE GOOF is our new catchphrase. and i managed to come up with 3 new actions inspired by random things around me hahahha fine i am lame.

filler item was like OMG OUCH I AM EMBARRASSED. haha end of post. byebye :)