Tuesday, September 2, 2014

worst driving lesson ever.

So after more than 1.5 months of not driving, I finally went back for my driving lesson today. I was a bunch of nerves on my way to BBDC because I kept thinking of the mistakes I might make and imagine scenes of accidents happening (touchwood) or scenes of the instructors yelling at me.

Most of the instructors I had looked at my records so they knew where I learnt up till, but this instructor today was horrible my gosh. The fact that he had shoulder length hair was revolting too and I immediately had a bad impression of him. My gosh I really hate it when guys keep long hair because they look so unkempt and dirty. He was asking me, "Which course are you at??" and for a moment, I thought that he was asking me for my uni course hahaha omg luckily I didn't give him that answer. So I replied 3C MANUAL haha and he was like NO I mean which course (wth isn't that the same question he asked. poor paraphrasing!! someone needs extra GP summary skills.) so I kept on repeating myself 3C MANUAL haha freak and then turns out that he was asking me which stage I'm at. Zzz just say stage lah. What on earth is course LOL.

Oh and I almost got a shock of my life, because most of the time, my previous instructors would let me warm up my driving a few rounds in the circuit then exit so I was expecting warm ups so that I could refresh my memory on driving since I haven't been attending lessons, but this instructor was like OK TURN RIGHT to exit the centre omg WANTED TO CRY HAHAHA.

I was a total road hazard on the road my gosh I think my engine stalled like ALMOST 10 times. And I kept having trouble moving off because I couldn't find the biting point wth. And so, the engine might stall and/or the whole car will start jerking vigorously wth. Oh and there was one part I depressed brake too hard and I think the instructor almost spilt his water since he was drinking it haha oops too bad. Plus he nearly got a shock of his life TWICE because my car rolled back when the car was on the slope and almost crashed into an expensive car TWICE HEH OOPS HELP I NEED A CHAUFFEUR. Maybe I should just give up on learning how to drive :(

When I got off the car, I really wanted to puke wth HAHA my horrible driving skills made me self-develop motion sickness. Kidding. But it was really damn bad today lah omg I think the instructor and I both almost mental breakdown le. I could hear him sighing zzz. And way he was burping away while I was driving eeew. Wah really wanted to vomit. Then when I was waiting for my turn to renew the license, some uncle sitting 4 seats away from me (the seats between us were empty kept shaking his legs SUPER VIGOROUSLY wah it's even more vigorous than the frequency produced from lanruo + amos' vigorous shaking of legs in the auditorium. Since our seats were connected, I could feel the chair vibrating non-stop and wah it added on to my urge to puke omg.

Hope this Friday's lesson would be better.

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