Friday, January 23, 2015

#kitchenfailure ep 1.

So many drafts that will not ever be published. Today has been a horrid day for me, and I sought solace by writing, and I feel much better right now.

In today's blogpost, I present to you #kitchenfailure (which is me) episode 1 HAHAHA. Was watching junior masterchef on tv that night, so I spontaneously (I really love this word) decided to bake some cookies.



Decided to test bake one cookie so I can check the time and temperature and adjust accordingly etc.



Went out to the living room while I left the under baked cookie to continue baking for 5 mins (intended time) but I was so hooked onto Junior Master chef and gordon ramsay that when I went back to the kitchen to take out the cookie, this was what I got. A freaking charred piece of cookie. My gosh it doesn't even look like a cookie. You know how people always have those fortune cookies?? I name this the UNFORTUNATE cookie. It is an unfortunate cookie because it is unfortunately baked by me, and the cookie was so unfortunate to have met such an unfortunate and horrible baker like me. This is what failure looks like and tastes like. A series of unfortunate events indeed.

Ok lah but the subsequent batches looked more edible (note: LOOKED. not guaranteed that they were really edible) than the unfortunate cookie. Haiz.

It's really how saddening because my mum is such a wonderful baker but I didn't inherit her skills. What exactly is my talent?? BOO. Those amazing kids on Junior Masterchef who can bake/cook so damn well seriously put me to shame :'(

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My BFFs (L).


#twinning LOL.

Sobz I miss this girl so much suddenly :'( And she blue ticked me on whatsapp. Guys, SHE BLUE TICKED ME. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. HAHAHA she kept laughing when I exclaimed that to her, but I guess she was busy doing her school stuff because wow she has almost double the number of modules I have this sem. Anyway, talking about blue ticks, I'm guilty of blue ticking people too LOL but it's only when I'm busy playing tsumtsum or singing ok seriously. Please don't feel offended ok?? I'm not so bad to ignore people, even when I'm sad. I'm just very preoccupied. LOL why I am even bothering to explain myself haiz I MUST LEARN NOT TO GIVE A SHIT.

Anyway, so glad for these 2 girls. Just feeling very reminiscent tonight.

"I think I'll miss you forever, like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky. Kiss me hard before you go, summertime sadness."

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